Anaconda (Dead Meat Podcast #102)

12. mai. 2020
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James and Chelsea are headed into the heart of darkness with Jon Voight and J Lo in this week’s review of Anaconda, a very good movie.
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  • Time for some science facts. Hypothetically, a snake the size of the one in Anaconda would move painstakingly slowly. In nature, a snake that size would simply not happen, and if it did, it will inevitably die of starvation, it consumes too much energy and is no longer an eficient predator. The shark in Jaws, in size, is not a crazy thing, but his behaviour is not realistic for a great white.

    No, says possumNo, says possum13 dager siden
  • Please do a anaconda kill count it's one of my favorite horror franchises

    Todd ReedTodd ReedMåned siden
  • I'll forever defend Leviathan as the best cheesey creature feature. Y'all touched on it in the remakes episode, but I'd love to see a full episode about the weird underwater Alien rip off trend with Leviathan, Deepstar 6, and Lords of the Deep that happened in '89

    Sam KatzmanSam KatzmanMåned siden
  • You've heard of "Let Chelsea host a Kill Count episode", now get ready for: Let Lucy host a Kill Count episode

    Rhi Hughes • Atomicwrongs • Art GeniusRhi Hughes • Atomicwrongs • Art GeniusMåned siden
  • I know that the movie does take a lot of liberals with actual anacondas lol like besides the obvious, anacondas will only throw up the food they just ate if they feel they are in immediate danger.

    Hey Its Charles!Hey Its Charles!Måned siden
  • at the 44:44 mark - i always thought the same thing.. i watched this on netflix earlier this week and i realized it didnt happen .. is this a possible mandela effect moment ??? *being super serious

    Tim HunterTim HunterMåned siden
  • Please do a kill count on Anaconda

    Mwahaha105Mwahaha105Måned siden
  • . .

    number one mole fan evernumber one mole fan everMåned siden
  • There’s subtitles on Netflix.

    Carson RileyCarson RileyMåned siden
  • 36:39 Lucy do be werein that hat doe

    Dan TexasDan Texas2 måneder siden
  • I'm gonna be honest I never noticed there was 2 snakes in this movie lol.

    Hunter TrevorrowHunter Trevorrow2 måneder siden
  • "There is a close up, she is wearing a see-through shirt-" "Niiice~" Chelsea found guilty of horny on main, smh

    Rhi Hughes • Atomicwrongs • Art GeniusRhi Hughes • Atomicwrongs • Art Genius2 måneder siden
  • Please please please do Aguirre the Wrath of God

    Nolan BArthNolan BArth2 måneder siden
  • Hey James!!! You should cover “Pieces”

    AnaAna2 måneder siden
  • I heard Warrior Snake. But i love the idea of Wife Snake, so i will ingrate that in my head from now on

    Kyle AustinKyle Austin2 måneder siden
  • I'm just mesmerized by their cat Lucy so much. I want to pet her.

    Zacman1123Zacman11232 måneder siden
  • I think the line is, “You killed my wild snake.” 😁

    BellemaneBellemane3 måneder siden
  • I like to think that John Voit said you killed a white snake and just thinking of the band

    mark morrismark morris3 måneder siden
  • I think when the anaconda spit out the antagonist, it was supposed to be food for its offspring in that one scene

    John DemotJohn Demot3 måneder siden
  • Lucy staring at the camera like “these people keep taking my humans attention away from me 😑”

    DaniellaDaniella3 måneder siden
  • “You killed my last snake!”? Maybe?

    The Nation 18The Nation 183 måneder siden
  • Fun fact: there’s actually a third Wilson brother, Andrew. He’s not nearly as big a star and doesn’t look as much like Luke or Owen Wilson. He actually played Beef Supreme in Idiocracy, which stars Luke Wilson.

    Young MCYoung MC3 måneder siden
  • Wild sound

    Roger GriffithRoger Griffith3 måneder siden
  • I truly believe Jlo agent used those exact words: "Jlo's not sharing this fucking movie!"

    João Pedro KlinkerfusJoão Pedro Klinkerfus3 måneder siden
  • I mean, after Cher, Jlo is the best singer who became an actress.

    João Pedro KlinkerfusJoão Pedro Klinkerfus3 måneder siden
  • Anaconda has snakes and Jlo. It's everything I want

    João Pedro KlinkerfusJoão Pedro Klinkerfus3 måneder siden
  • Wait----- I hate that i know this, but I'm pretty sure that at 46:55 there was a Fortnite breaking metal sound or something? I recognize it. p.s. I am fully aware that the movie came out ears before Fortnite did. Don't @ me.

    uncultured_swine gooferuncultured_swine goofer3 måneder siden
  • That floating grass is some strong shit. Have a lake here with like a quarter of it covered with it. Can walk on it and shit, it's pretty cool.

    GiggitycoreGiggitycore3 måneder siden
  • I was told that LL Cool J did die in the original cut of Deep Blue Sea but the test audience was pissed because they liked his character and how he tried to stay positive through everything. So they thought he deserved to live and the film makers changed the ending.

    number3665number36653 måneder siden
  • that is a high quality CGI cat

    sweaty sweaty cheesessweaty sweaty cheeses3 måneder siden
  • 12:00 that's a WRAP on danny trejo?! and you didn't acknowledge that at all???????

    sweaty sweaty cheesessweaty sweaty cheeses3 måneder siden
  • I read ANALONDA on the top. lol

    Abraham VillarrealAbraham Villarreal3 måneder siden
  • Your doing doing all the podcast on my favorite movies

    Eber RodriguezEber Rodriguez3 måneder siden
  • The line was “you killed my warrior snake”. Hulu has the movie and subtitles.

    Katherine PrudencioKatherine Prudencio3 måneder siden

    William EnkemaWilliam Enkema3 måneder siden
  • candiru swims up your what? nope! Love this movie

    jonascalejonascale3 måneder siden
  • Anaconda 2 was the best one out the series.💡👍

    XLXL3 måneder siden
  • "You killed my Warrior snake" Early in the movie he mentions warrior snakes serving a queen snake and somthing about a thousand foot snake that's like a gold wall or some shit.... but you gotta listen really close and be a little drunk and you'll hear it

    Toxic NarwhalToxic Narwhal3 måneder siden
  • 23:20 the beady little eyes of john voyte made me laugh so hard

    Laylabelle97Laylabelle973 måneder siden
  • When you guys were discussing Gary's heel turn, in a scene when they're jus waiting, Gary and Denise have this sad quiet moment where she looks at him like how could u do this...n all he could do is lower his head like I'm sorry. Fun fact: Denise is the mom from eight legged freaks!!!!

    Gato RezGato Rez3 måneder siden
  • 23:48 I don't know my peanuts lore but I have a faint image of him, with the whispy chin hairs?? It made me chuckle anyhow!!

    Mel HMel H3 måneder siden
  • She talks too much , here to hear James

    chrisvas65chrisvas653 måneder siden
  • Call it nostalgia bias, but I've never considered Anaconda "so bad it's good." When I saw this as a kid I just loved this movie. It's just giant fucking snakes and some decent-to-morally-questionable characters floating down a river. I don't need any more premise than that. Jon Voight's character winking after being regurgitated by the snake? Sure, that seems plausible. All I knew about snakes is that they swallow their prey whole, so it's entirely possible he's still alive and a final wink at the protagonist is totally in-character. Also snakes can 100% throw up their food if they're spooked or stressed in some way. Considering Voight was still alive and might have been irritating the anaconda internally, in addition to the fact the snake was engaged in combat, it makes a lot of sense that it would throw up what it just ate.

    John KendallJohn Kendall4 måneder siden
  • ive been watching kill counts for a long time but never tried the podcast, time to start with my favorite animal attack movie letsss gooo

    HuggyHuggy4 måneder siden
  • Kari Wuhrer! She was Tanya in Red Alert 2.

    Exotic ButterExotic Butter4 måneder siden
  • 23:20 😂😂😂

    ひ4 måneder siden
  • I'm so sad because I'm in Australia and right now Shudder isn't here yet

    Fandoms ChildFandoms Child4 måneder siden
  • “ you killed my Warrior snake!” Took quite a few years to figure out that one

    Gina RobinnsGina Robinns4 måneder siden
  • It always bothered me when Emma Stone’s character says anaconda was the first R rated movie she ever saw in Zombieland. It was PG-13

    nateman79nateman794 måneder siden
  • You don't know Kari Wuhrer!??!?!?! MTV? Eight Legged Freaks!? Oy.

    Doozy DogeDoozy Doge4 måneder siden
  • I think its white snack like white whale and hes Ahab weird to just all of a sudden draw line to Moby dick but I guess it works

    Ben WoodwardBen Woodward4 måneder siden
  • Plzzz watch Crawl (2019) and cover it on the podcast!!!!

    Just_A _KeslerJust_A _Kesler4 måneder siden
  • Lucy the cat is the best!!!

    Jim TeeJim Tee4 måneder siden
  • P

    Juvan BernardinoJuvan Bernardino4 måneder siden
  • The sequel to this movie was my little brothers favorite movie from the time he was like 6 till he was like 12 he watched all the time and it’s so so bad but like I’m still not sure why my brother got attached to the sequel as opposed to the first one lmao

    Wyatt RomeroWyatt Romero4 måneder siden
  • Lucy looks just like my Lucy! She’s soooooo cute!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄

    whyistomatoafruitwhyistomatoafruit4 måneder siden
  • Forgot to point out that Jlo shoots the snake with a bolt action rifle, but never operates the bolt. It instead frames her firing repeatedly like it is a semi auto.

    fullonsociopathfullonsociopath4 måneder siden
  • 36:58 that accent though

    JJ BousquetJJ Bousquet4 måneder siden
  • JLO was 30 then

    jothegreekjothegreek4 måneder siden
  • I just want a video that is literally just you guys saying "you kill my wife snake. you will my wife snake? YOU KILL MY WIFE SNAKE!" and then the clip from the actually movie. That's all I want. I rewinded to that part so many times because I just love hearing you guys go "YOU KILL MY WIFE SNAKE". I literally cried I was laughing so hard

    HL SailerHL Sailer4 måneder siden
  • Kari Wuhrer was in Thinner, Chelsea

    OtakuGaming HDOtakuGaming HD4 måneder siden
  • how nice when you share the same passion :-) cute couple !!

    Miss BlackmanMiss Blackman4 måneder siden
  • All the conjuring movies would be cool to hear on the pod!

    tiffany hallowtiffany hallow4 måneder siden
  • Yo, James and Chelsea, y'all should also check out Komodo. ;)

    Marcus GravesMarcus Graves4 måneder siden
  • Anaconda is awesome! Unofficial Most Watched Movie in South Africa!

    Comrade JasonComrade Jason5 måneder siden
  • Lucy the Cat is an unsettling presence considering the content. She moves so creepily.

    Blake HarrisBlake Harris5 måneder siden
  • Could u perhaps do a review on anaconda the blood orchid cause that's one of my favorite movies lmao

    Yanney DelcoYanney Delco5 måneder siden
  • Yes, hopefully Anaconda!

  • I keep coming back to this podcast because it's such fun but the line that still kills me a month later is "the cuck snake". That's one of those phrases I never expected to hear in my life.

    Scarlet CharlotteScarlet Charlotte5 måneder siden
  • Lavalantula

    Adr SAdr S5 måneder siden
  • The line is "you killed my warrior snake" but with his ridiculous accent it does sound like "wife snake"

    Joshua BowenJoshua Bowen5 måneder siden
  • Jesus! So I’m watching this and completely out of context notice Chucky hiding in the corner plotting how he’s going to take you guys out and for a brief second freaked out.

    Michael BrownMichael Brown5 måneder siden
  • Do anacondas 2 also I like that movie

    Narlton SudzvilleNarlton Sudzville5 måneder siden
  • Lucy blessing us with her presence

    Jay JJay J5 måneder siden
    • She left as soon as I typed this 😭

      Jay JJay J5 måneder siden
  • You guys could watch Eight Legged Freaks :) One of my favorite creature features, and it has the man of a million faces, David Arquette.

    ClutterliciousClutterlicious5 måneder siden
  • Anaconda is legendary

    mgeorgejagsmgeorgejags5 måneder siden
  • Jesus! I just saw the chucky behind James

    Dylan FArr0wDylan FArr0w5 måneder siden
  • You guys need to review bad Christian horror movies. They are hilarious

    Quinn ZykerQuinn Zyker5 måneder siden
  • Paranormal Pooltergeist Party?

    John MarnellJohn Marnell5 måneder siden
  • Snoopy's cousin was Spike

    KramKram5 måneder siden
  • i am going to make a video of all of chelseas impressions shes so funny

    Logan L.Logan L.5 måneder siden
  • 48:03 I'm pretty sure John Voight says "warrior snake". It's been a while since I've seen the movie but I'm fairly confident he uses the term earlier if you can make out what he's saying

    Alex CarrollAlex Carroll5 måneder siden
  • DVDs have been around long enough for Bluray to have no excuse not to have subtitles for a 90s movie. Looking at you too, Nintendo, your lack of effort in the early Pokémon movie DVDs is astonishing.

    ChexpetChexpet5 måneder siden
  • For the record John Voet actually say 'You killed my warrior snake' Amazon had the sub titled version.

    xxAliceNightxxxxAliceNightxx5 måneder siden
  • "You killed my warrior snake."

    james richardsjames richards5 måneder siden
  • Komodo and arachnophobia were two of those big 90's creature features

    DinogonDinogon5 måneder siden
  • Do the children of the corn kill count series there’s like 10 movies 😂

    Mason MasonMason Mason5 måneder siden
  • Don't worry Chelsea. I love nature and there's few places I would ever say no to going to and the Amazon rainforest is one of them. Just nope. That place and all the native people who live in it are safe from seeing me because there are certain animals and bugs I don't want to mess with who live in there.

    ThePurple628ThePurple6285 måneder siden
  • Can you make the kill count of anaconda

    itsroglozitsrogloz5 måneder siden
  • The accent you're thinking of is a Cajun i think

    xxTyphoidxxTyphoid5 måneder siden
  • I was distracted by Chelsea's nails the whole time. They're so nice! I love that color.

    Breething !Breething !5 måneder siden
  • What’s weird about the urethra fish is that yes that has happened but only like once, the fish in question is a type of parasitic catfish which lives in another fishes gills and one occasion swam up someone’s dick and got stuck

    Seed SupremeSeed Supreme5 måneder siden
  • petition to have them release 1 hour of cute cat footage!

    Ultra NecrozmaUltra Necrozma5 måneder siden
  • 7:50 cat!

    Ultra NecrozmaUltra Necrozma5 måneder siden
  • Please talk about Werner Herzog on the Podcast

    Axel KreddigAxel Kreddig5 måneder siden
  • Is it bad that I think this movie is great?

    Frosty RisKFrosty RisK5 måneder siden
  • Chelsea’s commentary never fails to make me laugh

    RevengeOfTheNerd sRevengeOfTheNerd s5 måneder siden
  • I actually love the movie i never get tired of watching it

    Verdell CouncilVerdell Council5 måneder siden
  • Lucy needs to get her own NOworld channel

    Ryan The Horror Movie KingRyan The Horror Movie King5 måneder siden
  • A full hour talking about Anaconda and you didn’t make one Sir Mix-a-Lot joke? Naw?

    Michael McNicholMichael McNichol5 måneder siden