Dull Machete Recipients (SUPERCUT // Dead Meat Year 3)

26. april. 2020
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  • Everybody gangsta until all the kills in a movie get a dull machete

    Thomas LamsonThomas Lamson6 dager siden
  • 0:58 rappin instead of slowin

    Colin and cate channelColin and cate channel9 dager siden
  • I love I love the shop across the girl that was really cool

    pig y chapter 3 L out piggypig y chapter 3 L out piggyMåned siden
  • mega man franchise: Golden chainsaw: Mega Man X4 Dull machete: Mega Man X7 Sonic franchise: Golden chainsaw: Sonic unleashed Dull machete: Sonic 06

    OscOscMåned siden
  • What I’ve learned from this is that James hates gun deaths

    Carter HughesCarter HughesMåned siden
  • Take a shot everytime he says “Dull Machete”

    BananaBananaMåned siden

    rebecca merklerebecca merkleMåned siden
  • "That's no fun"

    Steven HurtSteven HurtMåned siden
  • 7:10 it the banana splits

    A MEMEA MEMEMåned siden
  • can you do some not gore and not grapchic do not show me fucking blood

    mirek omirek oMåned siden
  • Start a new medal called bronze knive

    Junior BooneJunior BooneMåned siden
  • What is the lamest kill of all the lamest kills?

    TheCoolLEGO64 BossTheCoolLEGO64 BossMåned siden
  • Cggfgv Hhhc

    dasani olsondasani olsonMåned siden
  • I love this channel

    Darshan GopaulDarshan GopaulMåned siden
  • Yo why is it age restricted I feel scared now

    SwaggyCashMASwaggyCashMAMåned siden
  • he really gets promotion for his channel everytime somebody in a tv show, movie, or person says "dead meat"

    Exploitable CheeseExploitable Cheese2 måneder siden
  • Because this is dull machete, I'm gonna drop a dislike.

    The Slice ProductionsThe Slice Productions2 måneder siden
  • When james dies his ghost is gonna be like "dull machete for sure."

    Mr LostBrainCellMr LostBrainCell2 måneder siden
  • Lmao the first one is the bonk meme

    Spook RaccSpook Racc2 måneder siden
  • Screw guns All my homies hate guns

    DrNoobDrNoob2 måneder siden
  • Owwww

    Karan GameingKaran Gameing2 måneder siden
  • All I’m gonna be hearing for the next few days is “dull Machete for the lamest kill”

    Alyssa HarrisAlyssa Harris2 måneder siden
  • Dull machete for lamest kill

    aceace2 måneder siden
  • sorry bro i would i would pay respects to your dead mom but she got a dull machete

    BlubasnurkBlubasnurk2 måneder siden
  • each time i hear "dull machete for lamest kill" i hear a "hm.."

    Noob War ChannelNoob War Channel2 måneder siden
  • When a very glory death is a dull machete.. don't mess with the golden chainsaw

    Five Nights at PlushiesFive Nights at Plushies2 måneder siden
  • Dull Machete for lamest kill goes to my first death I wasn't even touched by anything except the air and all the others where pretty gorey and pretty messed up

    Sayori AchiriSayori Achiri2 måneder siden
  • Me clicking the video without reading the title and wondering why there’s no kill count and why James is giving 2 lamest mechete kills 🤨🤔😮😯😐🙂😋

    Michael DempseMichael Dempse2 måneder siden
  • Some random movie of any genre: *has a black character that doesn’t even die and stays okay* BLM people: hippity hoppity you are now our property

    Ab KolojedcheckAb Kolojedcheck2 måneder siden
  • DuLL MaChETe 4 LaMeST KiLL wILL gO 2 *InSeRT dEaD ChAraCTer NaME HeRe*

    Libertarian MemerLibertarian Memer2 måneder siden
  • Anyone here when he started the Jason kill count

    Imagine DyingImagine Dying2 måneder siden
  • Idk anyone who doesn’t like this channel

    BrandonBrandon2 måneder siden
  • 1:48 I'll give the Dull Machete for the lamest kill to Jame A. Janisse. Even after saying he doesn't like CG blood, he goes up and USES CG BLOOD! And he can't even be on here anyway, he's the narrator!

    Marquis BeanMarquis Bean2 måneder siden
  • “Cuz gun kills are boring” The purge: u wot m8

    Another unoriginal FuckAnother unoriginal Fuck3 måneder siden
  • Is there one of these for golden chainsaw

    SickoSAUSickoSAU3 måneder siden
    • Yes.

      OscOscMåned siden
  • Why does this video seem so ... Dull?

    b0ib0i3 måneder siden
  • Where's the Banana Splits Movie

    Crunchiest TacoCrunchiest Taco3 måneder siden
    • 7:09

      OscOsc2 måneder siden
  • I think this is the lamest video in his channel( I hope u get it)

    WALFWALF3 måneder siden
  • Imagine a horror movie with all these dull machetes

    DrunkCat335DrunkCat3353 måneder siden
  • After every dull machete am I the only one that hears “hmm”

    GoodNoodle 58GoodNoodle 583 måneder siden
  • Dull machete could’ve been ‘Spear of life’ idk

    Duolingo BirdDuolingo Bird3 måneder siden
  • Wow i love that new intro

    •My little World••My little World•3 måneder siden
  • “DULL MACHETE For Lamest Kill Will Go To (_________)”

    Moisty_ McsquizzyMoisty_ Mcsquizzy3 måneder siden
  • Do the gate

    sniffmy_KIWIsniffmy_KIWI3 måneder siden
  • When I first saw bud I thought he was leather face

    Death JordanDeath Jordan3 måneder siden
  • the leatherface award i disagree on srry James but beating someone to death is cool no matter how its done. p.s U got an award and im proud kinda idk know man

    Amy MastobattistaAmy Mastobattista4 måneder siden
  • This is kinda of a dull video

    Wyatt WarnerWyatt Warner4 måneder siden
  • You should change your NOworld name to the The Kill Count since you always say Welcome to The Kill Count when you start a video

    Adrian GAMEOVERAdrian GAMEOVER4 måneder siden
  • Mostly all dull machete kills are offscreen

    Can_I_Have_5_BucksCan_I_Have_5_Bucks4 måneder siden
  • The Dull Machete kill for Final Destination 3 is based off of a real life roller-coaster death, on the Mind bender ride in Canada, which had it's back car go off the rails and smash into a wall, killing almost everyone in the car. The ride is still open, but it is safe to ride, because it turns out they had too many cars on the ride. Look it up if you want to know more.

    InfiniteT GamingInfiniteT Gaming4 måneder siden
  • Imagine being at the end of your life and just hearing "dull machete for latest kill goes to"

    Rhian BoyleRhian Boyle4 måneder siden
  • You should use this intro as your main intro just my opinion

    Jakub SoučekJakub Souček4 måneder siden
  • I watch every kill count I believe and I would say all kill count are cool

    MxtCelloMxtCello4 måneder siden
  • Let's hope when WE die, we get the golden chainsaw.

    The Shadow D 64 TMThe Shadow D 64 TM4 måneder siden
  • Best intro ever ngl

    andyyandyy4 måneder siden
  • 1:22 Only if it was on screen it would be the golden chainsaw...

    GuiderexGuiderex4 måneder siden
    • That’s like you’re saying every offscreen kills should get the golden chainsaw if it was onscreen.

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  • dull machete for the lamest killer Of 2020 will go to all the Coronavirus kills really we couldn't even see them on screen

    Andrea SmithAndrea Smith4 måneder siden
  • Dull machete should go to my Amusement killed offscreen by 2020

    Cobra FedoraCobra Fedora4 måneder siden
  • This is lamest video I’ve ever seen. Which is good... I think

    Santiago TrujilloSantiago Trujillo4 måneder siden
  • I’d like to see ur opinions of the golden chainsaw and dull machete of all these dull machetes

    Trashy NuggetsTrashy Nuggets4 måneder siden
  • Dull machete (Hmm) for Lamest kill will go to Dead meat for wasting your time

    Jensen CrowderJensen Crowder4 måneder siden
  • I thought Carrie would be in this

    Kev JosephKev Joseph4 måneder siden
    • You have to wait for the dull machete year 4 in April 2021.

      OscOscMåned siden
  • "Because gun kills are boring" Well, good thing he won't do John Wick anyway

    SH FilmsSH Films4 måneder siden
  • james you should do a cluedo movie kill count as a joke

    LukearoonieLukearoonie4 måneder siden
  • You should’ve given the dull machete to jack Torrance cause damn right it’s silly af

    xXCatvøid GalaxyXxxXCatvøid GalaxyXx4 måneder siden
  • My fav was Mordeo

    Nidal HassenNidal Hassen4 måneder siden
  • He should do annual dull machetes and golden chainsaws for best kill of the year at the end of every year.

    Blake CaciniBlake Cacini5 måneder siden
  • Favorite Kill Count for this season is Jaws

    Abomb Alexander 1Abomb Alexander 15 måneder siden
  • This should be like how many times do I say "this is a boring kill"

    TTV_TDOG 155TTV_TDOG 1555 måneder siden
  • I like where he says “Dull machete for lamest kill.”

    fenfen5 måneder siden
  • Classic mordeo Hahahahahahahahahaha

    Alan The Fallen AngelAlan The Fallen Angel5 måneder siden
  • dull machete goes to *person that got killed* which means ill give the dull machete too...

    Cursed FlameCursed Flame5 måneder siden
  • I've been away for 6 months and has found James channel when it was at 1.1k And is now watching everything I missed Love you James ❤

    Jai SimonJai Simon5 måneder siden
  • Imagine getting tortured to death and hearing James berating you because you didn't look at the camera

    KrispyVCKrispyVC5 måneder siden
  • Imagine getting killed and James says it's a bad kill :(

    MidgetMidget5 måneder siden
  • I liked the part where he said, “dull machete for lamest kill will go to”

    JustSomeoneWithATamakiProfilePicture 207JustSomeoneWithATamakiProfilePicture 2075 måneder siden
    • Same

      DjKobeOnGfueI !DjKobeOnGfueI !Måned siden
  • I’m sad cause I’ve watched every single kill count so I’m bored

    Suzan kangragaSuzan kangraga5 måneder siden
    • Same here😔

      Jai SimonJai Simon5 måneder siden
  • it has not been 3 years.

    FadezTheGamerFadezTheGamer5 måneder siden
    • 3 years anniversary that he made this channel.

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  • wait the Dull Machete went to the bucket kill in Social Mediasocist and all the Carrie movies consistency

    Defective Factoid BotDefective Factoid Bot5 måneder siden
  • Kill count Rambo

    Vince MendoliaVince Mendolia5 måneder siden
  • James give us dull machete and golden chainsaws for all your let’s get to the numbers supercuts of all the ones when you die For example: the tethered James stabs James off screen

    Nuk4learNuk4lear5 måneder siden
  • #oof

    Filip U-SFilip U-S5 måneder siden
  • You hear of the blonde who killed herself she jumped out of basement window.

    Adolf Hitler • 75 years agoAdolf Hitler • 75 years ago5 måneder siden

    ZixoriaZixoria5 måneder siden
  • Dull Machete for lamest kill will go to my playroom, which was killed by by brother’s Jake Pauler friend

    laundry basket gamerslaundry basket gamers5 måneder siden
  • If you take a shot each time he say's "Dull Machete" you'll get your own Dull Machete for lamest kill, Alcohol Poisoning.

    Braindead 378Braindead 3785 måneder siden
  • Disco Stu getting The dull machete 0:20

    Johnny old boy gaming 2020Johnny old boy gaming 20205 måneder siden
  • James: Dull Machete For Lamest Kill Me: DULL MACHETE FOR LAMEST KILL I have watched you since 2020:)

    Fraser Gaming TvFraser Gaming Tv5 måneder siden
  • The first dull kill is basically dead by daylight

    Purple_PikminPurple_Pikmin5 måneder siden
  • I still remember you first video on Friday the 13th and your voice sounded not as confident as you are now.

    JP HoltJP Holt5 måneder siden
  • 1:48 will go to the lamest kill James I meant he got bitten by a monster

    The Mini Vloggers-Elijah&EthanThe Mini Vloggers-Elijah&Ethan5 måneder siden
  • Jk it’s great

    Hadley WilliamsHadley Williams5 måneder siden
  • Dull Video am I right

    Hadley WilliamsHadley Williams5 måneder siden
  • What's the opposite of Dull Machete Again?

    Daniel MalyshDaniel Malysh5 måneder siden
  • Wow Dora got squished by a dumbwaiter..... She ain't gonna have any adventures after that huh.

    ethan ramcelethan ramcel5 måneder siden
  • "been there and seen that, and which I'll give the full machete to all of them"

    THEeggster /jiw25mobyTHEeggster /jiw25moby6 måneder siden
  • I have watching this since 2017

    Fancy NoobFancy Noob6 måneder siden
  • It’s should of been called the dull butter knife

    Fromágeಠ_ಠFromágeಠ_ಠ6 måneder siden
  • ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘

    Joseph JoestarJoseph Joestar6 måneder siden
  • 魔なあ

    Joseph JoestarJoseph Joestar6 måneder siden